Quote #17629
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #3745
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one’s status in the eyes of...
Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #13137
When I stopped seeing my mother with the eyes of a child, I saw...
Quote #9161
Prosperity is a great teacher adversity a greater.
Quote #2797
They consider me to have sharp and penetrating vision because I see them through...
Quote #16426
Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild...
Quote #19382
Under every stone lurks a politician.