Quote #20425
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #6412
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #8803
What is harder than rock, or softer than water Yet soft water hollows out...
Quote #9356
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Quote #6676
Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that...
Quote #19471
You add insult to injury.
Quote #8189
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #8576
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #6187
Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize...
Quote #5238
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.