Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
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Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing...
Quote #16898
How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in 1960, the percentage rise...
Quote #20858
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #7467
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #9391
The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as...
Quote #15227
We need peacemakers, not peacekeepers.
Quote #3627
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man...
Quote #10752
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.