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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
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There are no limits to either time or distance, except as man himself may...
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Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should...
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To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
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If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking...
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The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...