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Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
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The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be...
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries....
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it...
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If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
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Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal...
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Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.