Quote #20806
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #11607
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to...
Quote #16726
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Quote #15355
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #3669
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
Quote #11843
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #8304
Critics I love every bone in their heads.
Quote #4735
To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who...
Quote #12452
Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.