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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
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Josh Billings said, It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself,...
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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...
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You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough....
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Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...