Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #9195
Hell is other people.
Quote #8577
The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man’s ability to remain in...
Quote #16305
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself...
Quote #9357
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is...
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #19785
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #12526
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on...
Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #12728
Nice guys finish last.