Quote #2611
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
Quote #8336
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #10667
Honesty rare as a man without self-pity, kinders as large and plain as a...
Quote #14221
The question of whether it’s God’s green earth is not at center stage, except...
Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #3290
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
Quote #13383
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #8390
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits...
Quote #4460
The politician is … trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to...
Quote #20009
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...