Quote #12078
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #19403
I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
Quote #13278
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #21231
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #9809
When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
Quote #15485
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
Quote #21445
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #9332
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Quote #13193
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.