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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Heini Arnold

Quote #10204

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power,...
Bhagavad Gita

Quote #13327

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When a man dwells on the objects of sense, he creates an attraction for...
Rod Steiger

Quote #21399

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.
Ursala Lequin

Quote #15120

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To break a promise is to deny the reality of the past Therefore it...
Theodore Roosevelt

Quote #6581

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20325

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Joe Moore

Quote #15833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are no answers, only cross-references.
Henry Van Dyke

Quote #4927

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work,...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7954

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot...
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