Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #13101
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is...
Quote #16113
I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #14732
First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.
Quote #5684
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
Quote #15150
Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #20210
History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and...
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #21781
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #6827
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the...