Quote #6246
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #19954
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #17509
Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren’t successful. I just...
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #3975
What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.
Quote #6147
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
Quote #10578
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #20215
If I love you, what business is it of yours
Quote #16475
Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don’t fulfill...
Quote #7708
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in...