Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #12040
There’s a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall...
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Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
Quote #3981
The only means of strengthening one’s intellect is to make up one’s mind about...
Quote #3712
You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...
Quote #2292
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
Quote #13997
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #14272
Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as...
Quote #6112
Conquering any difficulty always gives one a secret joy, for it means pushing back...