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Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a...
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There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Carter Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any...
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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
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There is no more vulnerable human combination than an undergraduate.
Quote #20115
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t