Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #7129
Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.
Quote #16672
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #7578
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
Quote #357
You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
Quote #3707
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
Quote #1076
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong
Quote #10735
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #1777
The best things in life are nearest Breath in your nostrils, light in your...
Quote #19679
Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders...