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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
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Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being.
Dan Bellack

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Life is too short for traffic.
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Elie Wiesel

Quote #18969

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I don’t believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no...
Gen. William Sherman

Quote #1439

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If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8590

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He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13643

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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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Quote #12011

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Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13675

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
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