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Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren’t a species, you’re just infected, a virus,...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak...
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Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
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If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be...
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We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
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A day out-of-doors, someone I loved to talk with, a good book and some...
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Applause is a receipt, not a bill.