Quote #18231
When your world seems like too much to handle, Just take a deep breath...
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #1335
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #20806
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #17885
Every blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, Grow,...
Quote #9878
If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
Quote #10889
When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are...
Quote #20940
A good home must be made, not bought.
Quote #15784
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...