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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there...
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Quote #2295
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
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To limit the press is to insult a nation to prohibit reading of certain...
Quote #6937
It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy...
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #17572
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child,...