Quote #3031
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
Quote #8504
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #11796
There is something to be said for every error but, whatever may be said...
Quote #16176
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #4833
I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the...
Quote #12215
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Quote #2065
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Quote #4193
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Quote #18070
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Quote #11599
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.