Quote #7848
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #11794
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #4110
One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome...
Quote #14068
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had...
Quote #1708
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #17511
Nothing ever gets settled in this town. … a seething debating society in which...
Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #12637
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.