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I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
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It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially...
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
Quote #19901
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
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Fans don’t boo nobodies.
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
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A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought...
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Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads,...
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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #12585
Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.