Quote #1958
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Quote #15340
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #14520
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #12757
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #6660
When in doubt, punt
Quote #7882
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Quote #623
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor...
Quote #4433
Spread love everywhere you go First of all in your own house…let no one...
Quote #10919
A grownup is a child with layers on.