Quote #14890
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
Quote #9661
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #12830
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
Quote #3561
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Quote #14309
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
Quote #13859
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
Quote #19089
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #1707
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #17859
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life....
Quote #1759
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...