Quote #7458
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #10715
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #266
There is no victory at bargain basement prices.
Quote #7700
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #7075
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #15125
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Quote #8837
Delay not swift the flight of fortune’s greatest favours.
Quote #6111
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.