Quote #9411
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Quote #5675
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Quote #9885
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many...
Quote #19543
If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #9916
Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by...
Quote #21444
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #16084
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
Quote #13302
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
Quote #5484
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.