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The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until...
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Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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It is natural for a man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We...
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Like bubbles on the sea of matter borne, They rise, they break, and to...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...