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I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
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Success is a great deodorant.
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How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
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I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do...
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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Faith is believeing in something That sometimes doesn’t always seem logical.
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He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an...
Quote #4397
Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.