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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Keven Kwaku

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Information Superhighway is really an acronym for ‘Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing...
Mark Twain

Quote #1735

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Max Frisch

Quote #20211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9312

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...
Edgar Watson Howe

Quote #14307

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Gertrude Stein

Quote #17721

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Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7222

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I’ve analyzed the best I can … and I have not found an impeachable...
Cicero

Quote #19857

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Strain every nerve to gain your point.
George Carlin

Quote #19946

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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