Quote #6773
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
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It’s no good trying to keep up old friendships. It’s painful for both sides....
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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George May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your...
Quote #395
The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to...
Quote #17944
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
Quote #6713
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
Quote #19840
Nature herself makes the wise man rich.