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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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There is a wisdom of the head, and … a wisdom of the heart.
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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather...
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Never follow somebody else’s path it doesn’t work the same way twice for anyone…the...
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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She had an unequalled gift… of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.
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A politician thinks of the next election a statesman, of the next generation.