Quote #7079
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #7746
I am the vessel. The draft is God’s. And God is the thirsty one.
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There’s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #13352
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #5082
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #10448
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
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Of all the communities available to us there is not one I would want...
Quote #1746
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #18208
Run straight ahead, And if anything gets in your way…turn