Quote #12094
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #1595
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Quote #5550
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Quote #17756
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #10752
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #16920
Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which...
Quote #3253
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
Quote #10562
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #6437
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #10296
Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...