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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
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None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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How can we expect another to keep our secret, if we cannot keep it...
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities.
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Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
Quote #18422
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.