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Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This...
Quote #2251
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #3173
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
Quote #18640
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #6532
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #18931
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #2279
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #2969
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #17710
The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist...
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.