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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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Peter Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice...
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The rewards for those who persevere far exceed the pain that must precede the...
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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has...
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More and more I come to value charity and love of one’s fellow being...
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Rusty You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t...
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