Quote #20310
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had...
Quote #18740
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
Quote #5192
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #4610
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Quote #9601
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #11322
Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #4801
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.