Quote #2497
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #17736
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Quote #5498
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Quote #14732
First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.
Quote #19185
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Quote #6165
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
Quote #12291
He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to...
Quote #18426
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #6277
Never discourage anyone…who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...