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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is,...
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Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making...
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What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...
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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
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The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there...
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
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The basic problem is that our civilization, which is a civilization of machines, can...
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Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you...
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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.