Quote #8996
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #11400
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #17294
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Quote #8110
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #8722
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Quote #5522
First Appeared in 1721
Quote #2171
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #18457
The wages of sin are unreported.
Quote #19428
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
Quote #5683
Knowledge is power.