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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
Quote #19181
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
Quote #18279
On Truth and Happiness…….. The search is over as we begin.
Quote #15779
We are born to inquire into truth it belongs to a greater to possess...