Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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My future starts when I wake up every morning… Every day I find something...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Quote #17534
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Quote #19598
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual...
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Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his...
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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when...
Quote #2482
Even though it’s hard, it’s easy.
Quote #3894
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.