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Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
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It is the first of all problems for a man to find out what...
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I’ve been thinking about that old Zen conundrum what’s the sound of one hand...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there’s not any gravity....
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Form follows function.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort...