Quote #1079
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #3173
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
Quote #5078
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #20532
Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Quote #9187
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #7889
What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call...
Quote #21691
Memory feeds imagination.
Quote #15357
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
Quote #7177
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #16934
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.