Quote #8463
Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
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I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #16716
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
Quote #6579
To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
Quote #17972
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not...
Quote #13681
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...