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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
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When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities...
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
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The reason why we are disenchanted with ourselves is because we entertain in the...
Quote #19576
At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given...
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What people CAN do is very different from what they WILL do.
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From a fallen tree, all make kindling.
Quote #4561
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.