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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Never, for fear of feeble man, restrain your witness.
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of...
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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
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Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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I always have a quotation for everything– it saves original thinking.
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Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
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University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment...