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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done...
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Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of...
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Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
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One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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I play in the low 80′s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t...
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Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your...