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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1180

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
Ogden Nash

Quote #15952

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Plutarch

Quote #3957

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor...
Edward Chilton

Quote #19893

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Arthur S. Hardy

Quote #13968

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For believe me, in this world which is ever slipping from under our feet,...
G. C. Lichtenberg

Quote #4467

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change what I can...
Horace

Quote #8410

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
Richard Moss, M.D.

Quote #15897

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.
Henry Miller

Quote #6182

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.
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